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Aquatic Tribbles
Jan. 20th, 2001 10:39 am"I'm staying over a [A]'s place for the weekend. I was taking a shower after she'd headed off to work. She like almost every other female friend I have, has one of those aquatic tribbles in her shower. You know what I'm talking about, the 'bath poofs' or some such that hang in the shower & one uses bath gel with.
I find these things to be highly amusing, and am still firmly of the opinion that if you have two or more of them in a shower they'll breed. I think this may be where the clumps of hair in the drain come from, it's the tribble larve.
Also the bath gel, that she has for using with the tribble, is 'soothing' bath gel, not to be confused with 'extra rich' bath gel, or 'luxorious' bath gel, or even 'extra moisturizing' bath gel. These sorts of names always amuse me, its as if we need these sorts of names because without them we'd immediately grab the bottle labeled 'Really Harsh, Wussy, Poor Quality, Drying Bath Gel'."
I find these things to be highly amusing, and am still firmly of the opinion that if you have two or more of them in a shower they'll breed. I think this may be where the clumps of hair in the drain come from, it's the tribble larve.
Also the bath gel, that she has for using with the tribble, is 'soothing' bath gel, not to be confused with 'extra rich' bath gel, or 'luxorious' bath gel, or even 'extra moisturizing' bath gel. These sorts of names always amuse me, its as if we need these sorts of names because without them we'd immediately grab the bottle labeled 'Really Harsh, Wussy, Poor Quality, Drying Bath Gel'."
