"Trying to hold bothfront paws of a very tough tomcat in a bowl of water means you, the cat, and everything in a three foot raius is going to be damp before it's over."
"Don't let your t-shirt get caught in the blade guard of a circular saw. Unless you're looking for a handy way to eviserate yourself from the comfort of home. I destroyed my t-shirt, and have a pretty nasty looking gash on my stomach."
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