Suckage

"Want to go to the club in NoHo tonight. Want to go really badly. I'm actually in the mood to thrash around on the dance floor (actually I'm in the mood to break something, but that is a cheaper and safer alternative). Except I can't get to the club.
There are five cars in our driveway, two of which I own. And not one I can use to go to the club.

This sucks.

Life Lesons

"If someone tells you 'I will only be home between 12:20pm and 1:30pm, so come over then.'
Do not not show up, then call at 1:39pm and say 'I'm sorry I can't make it.'
No Shit you can't make it. If you had been able to make it you would have been here a while ago.
If you can't make it call before you're supposed to be there, or ASAP. Calling almost ten minutes after the latest the person is supposed to be there is beyond useless.