Step away from the mouse

"So I was going to log on quickly at 1ppm to check email and LJ then get to bed early.
Instead I wound up writing a really damn long and emotionally draining email that I just finished now at 1:25am.
I should get to sleep, but I'm not sure I can do so right now with all these thoughts in my head.
I suppose I should drink something for my parched throat and then head off to sleep."

Hand wash cold water only.

"So I went up the renn faire last weekend, and not having renn clothes I instead simply dressed up in my goth attire. One of the things I wore was my long black frock coat. While we were assemlbing in the parking lot I got the brilliant idea to safety-pin some rabbit pelts I happened to have in The Cat onto the shoulders of the coat. I then went around saying I was a 'nortic goth'.
This was all fine and cool and got me petted a lot over the course of the day. THe only downside was that the rabbit pelts were never intended as epaulettes, and the backs of them shed some sort of rabbit flesh dander all over the shoulders of the coat.
When I got home I threw the coat over a chair and ignored it, figuring I'd wash it when I got a chance.
Today I decided that I didn't really feel like washing the upstairs bathroom, so I decided to wash the coat instead. I read the label 'hand wash cold water', and figured that was simple enough.
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Small Plagues

"Ok, so this is brilliant. And I still can't read it again w/o laughing helplessly."