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'In my spare time I have been attempting to construct an Eskimo sentence in my basement, such as will be suitable for the season. I have not got it perfected yet, but it is coming along pretty well, and with a coat of paint or two it might pass for the genuine
article. So far I have: kaniktshaq moritlkatsio atsuniartoq. When completed, this sentence will proclaim: "Look at all this f**king snow." At present it means: "Observe the snow. It fornicates."' -Cecil Adams, The Straight Dope-