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Nov. 25th, 2004 10:39 pm "So I have agreed to work tomorrow, not only that but I'm doing ten bikes each at two different Target stores. One of the store managers stated that the store would be opening at 6am and wanted me there as early as possible. Since I can't contact her to reply to her directly, you all get to hear it.
Excuse me, but are you on drugs? Are you completely mad? Have you in fact not only taken leave of your senses, but in fact gone AWOL from them? Tomorrow is Black Friday, the single most terrifying day in retail. It is the day when Xmas crazed shoppers decide they must buy Everything Right Now. The simple act of stepping into any store on that day is a Bad Idea(TM). The most insane of these credit card waving hoards are the ones who are there right when the stores open. So you want me to get you your store some 3-4 hours *earlier* than usual the day after Thanskgiving just so I can fight my way through savings-maddened crowds to build you Ten. Freaking. Bikes. That is so many levels of not happening I won't even bother going into it. In fact, I'm doing your store second, because you were the second one booked for that day. If that doesn't suit, call the scheduler. Oh and be sure to mention that last time you weren't ready for my by 10am, and the two times before that I had to fight to get the number of bikes you requested. They always love hearing about that before you ask them to make me bow to your whim.
Ok, I feel better now."
P.S. The Incredibles was a ton of fun.
Excuse me, but are you on drugs? Are you completely mad? Have you in fact not only taken leave of your senses, but in fact gone AWOL from them? Tomorrow is Black Friday, the single most terrifying day in retail. It is the day when Xmas crazed shoppers decide they must buy Everything Right Now. The simple act of stepping into any store on that day is a Bad Idea(TM). The most insane of these credit card waving hoards are the ones who are there right when the stores open. So you want me to get you your store some 3-4 hours *earlier* than usual the day after Thanskgiving just so I can fight my way through savings-maddened crowds to build you Ten. Freaking. Bikes. That is so many levels of not happening I won't even bother going into it. In fact, I'm doing your store second, because you were the second one booked for that day. If that doesn't suit, call the scheduler. Oh and be sure to mention that last time you weren't ready for my by 10am, and the two times before that I had to fight to get the number of bikes you requested. They always love hearing about that before you ask them to make me bow to your whim.
Ok, I feel better now."
P.S. The Incredibles was a ton of fun.
