gurgle

  "So my old cell phone was misbehaving. It would get unlocked in my pocket and call random people in my address book, and even once called 911 on its own. So yesterday I finally got around to replacing it. Was eligible for an upgrade so I got a nice new flip phone for all of $20. Its spiffy, and its spiffiest feature is the antenna is this thing that looks like a small grab bar across the top. No more antenna to get caught on things or jab me while I have it in my pocket.
  Well today I am doing laundry, and threw my flannel shirt in with the latest load.
  well my new phone got a bath. When I dug it out of the washer there was water sloshing back and forth between the LCD screen and the case. I took the battery out and shook out as much of the water as possible. I'm goign to let it dry til tomorrow and hopefully that'll be enough to make it work again. But this is a new record for me, less than 24hours and I've possibly destroyed me phone. I am so amused."