More weirdness found while at work

items descriptions:

• WINDOWS 98 - MAC
  
• Body Massager, Massaging XTS, Body Oils, Adult Toys
  
• 5 Gal bucket of light bulbs
  
• B&D mouse sander (mmmm vermin kink)
  

not what I intended:

• If you put hte phrase "Slacks Khaki" into shopping.com, you get this.
they fixed it, feh

stupid stuff:

• When Trailer Trash attempt to class up the joint.
  
• When Ricers attempt to class up their car.
  

weird stuff:

• Feel your kids aren't having enough nightmares? Put one of these in their bedroom.
  

Such a deal!:

• You don't often see prices like this.
  

(no subject)

  "So I am kinda disturbed by OkCupid. I recieved the following email through that site:

( we cut because we care... )

*sigh* Why can't one of the cute intelligent geeky girls I'm too shy to message message me, instead of the scary ppl?"