help

"Does anyone have any suggestions on how to calm a ragingly sore throat? Mine has been getting worse all day. I've been taking sudafed to try to clear up the post-nasal drip, and ibuprophen to hopefully combat swelling. But I need something more direct. While they help slightly while I'm actually sucking on one, I think the Halls cough drops are actually making things worse.
I'm in slight pain normally, and when I have to swallow it is agony. Any and all suggestions welcome."

EDIT: While I appreciate all the suggestions, please skip any that involve alcohol. Only because as I have never drunk alcohol before & have no idea how my body would react to any amount. I don't want to add 'first time being tipsy/drunk/lord-knows-what' to my list of symptoms.