Server back up

"The blert.net server has been fixed, so my website and email are back up. If you would rather send your contact info to me in email, the address is on my userinfo page. If anyone wants my contact info let me know(and your email address to send it to if you don't have it publicly visible) and I'll send it to you. Thanks."

Today's surreal spam subject line

Be popular with woman backward

"That's right folxs, they promise to make you more popular with woman by walking away..."

Stereoscopic photos

http://www.garymolitor.com/stereophoto/stereo_photos_1.htm

"Ok these are just neat. They are double photos that when viewed properly appear to be 3D.
I foudn the best technique is to look just below the bottom of hte screen, cross your eyes, the nbring you head up and adjust how your eyes are crossed until the images line up. You'll know when it works because the 3D image leaps out. Very cool, I just wasted a 1/2hr at work viewing them."

Right, so not regretting my decision.

"So I just recieved an office-wide email about the party tomorrow.

The party is apparently being held at a VFW hall. How thrilling is that? Also this is the exact message regarding dress code, the colors are theirs, not mine.

DRESS: Proper dress- i.e. Jeans, Business Casual, Formal, Semi-formal, Mardi Gras attire, Wear purple gold and green. You can wear what you want just as long as it is proper.

I have seen pictures from Mardi Gras and I wouldn't really use the word proper to describe them."