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(from today's Narbomic)



"I had to restrict myself to giggling quietly in my cube when I read this, so I wouldn't have to try and explain it to my co-workers.
I swear sometimes is like being in another country listening to some of my co-workers."

Today after work I need to:

Today after work I need to:

• go to the DMV and renew my license
  
• drop some paperwork off at my mom's house.
  
• pick up sander (can't find the damn thing. did find the planers though)
  
• see about buying a junk Maverick
  

Things I would like to do today if time allows:

• sand down bookcases & attach front trim
  
• work on character creation
  

More pricing silliness from work

ugly things:
Even the model knows she looks like an idiot
"Every time I wear this, everyone stops me to find out where I got it." --Designer Pamela McCoy That would be so they know where *not* to shop.

not what I intended:
Look at the first thing that comes up when you pu the phrase "big pillow" into google
It is just as bad with the phrase "crystal rabbit"


stupid stuff:
Now your tacky lawn decorations can be multi-purpose
Let your child re-create the most thrilling part of the game of golf
The only thing that could make it cooler is if it actually spun
Lawn decorations that beg to be run over by the mower
Because making it out of vinyl would just be tacky

weird stuff:
If Bigfoot and Cousin It mated