From the depths of ebay's Metaphysical Wicca section

I bring you the Enhanced Orgone Matrix Radionics Vortex Accumulator Rod!!

I don't even understand what they are claiming it is/does. The listing is all over the map. It is fascinatingly horrible to read.

On the other ebay hand

If you want really nice hand-made jewelry, you should check out The Amberfiend's auctions.