Um... What?

From the "Guidlines" for the "AvantGarde Personals" section of the local alternative paper:

Personals are for adults 18 or over seeking monogamous relations.

Which ok, fine whatever their choice of what kind of ads they want to run.

But here are the section headings:

Woman seeking Man
Man Seeking Woman
Woman seeking Woman
Man seeking Man
Couples
Three's Company
Extremes


Cognitive Dissonance rising...