Wee fucking howdy.

You know what I really love? People I'm involved with making major decisions about said relationship (like whether they want it or not) without ever talking to me about it. But just presenting it as fait accompli.

You know what I love even more than that? Them never talking about or even really mentioning any problems they were having.

You know what I love even more than that? Them doing that, then when I'm at a loss for words, saying "I'm going to hang up, since you're not talking."

Yes, because you left me with anything to talk to you about, and oh so many opportunities to interject something into this discussion. Oh wait, it isn't a discussion, because you are telling me how things are without involving me in it at all.

I especially love that until Saturday evening they gave not the slightest sign there might be any problem at all. Then basically didn't talk to me, then presented me with this tonight.

Huh, three relationships ending in less than two months, I think that's a sort of record for me.

This is one of those times when I simultaneously really wish I drank, and am very glad that I don't.