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Normand Picksel, supernatural accountant.
Nov. 9th, 2009 08:52 pm"You dare to defy me!?!" Thundered a voice, shaking dust from the bookshelves. "I, Vlad Dracula, who was known and feared before your country even existed! I who can wield power to make all tremble before me! You would dare counter me?"
"All I'm saying," replied a nasal tone "is you can't claim your minions as dependents. Even if, and I quote, 'They are completely within my thrall and subordinate to my every whim.' The IRS is very specific on the subject of dependents, and you wouldn't want to get audited again now would you?
"Oh, gods no." whispered Vlad "I had never dreamed of such horrific tortures as that which was visited upon me that day. Form 87-327-B-EZ..." He shuddered and drew his cape around him.
"See? That's why you pay me the big bucks. Now about this line for coffin rentals?"
"Ah! Yes. I was wondering, can I claim that as a business or personal expense..."
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"All I'm saying," replied a nasal tone "is you can't claim your minions as dependents. Even if, and I quote, 'They are completely within my thrall and subordinate to my every whim.' The IRS is very specific on the subject of dependents, and you wouldn't want to get audited again now would you?
"Oh, gods no." whispered Vlad "I had never dreamed of such horrific tortures as that which was visited upon me that day. Form 87-327-B-EZ..." He shuddered and drew his cape around him.
"See? That's why you pay me the big bucks. Now about this line for coffin rentals?"
"Ah! Yes. I was wondering, can I claim that as a business or personal expense..."
( Silliness continues in here )
