Partner anti-wish list (or, ways to make me run screaming)

"Ok, so it seems like bunches of my friends are making these lists, so I figured I would.
These are some of there things that I don't want in a relationship, or are likely to cause me to end a relationship.

• 1. Doesn't communicate. I mainly mean people who actively don't communicate, as in they think something is up/going on/wrong/etc. or that I'm mad at them, and they don't ask me about it. I'm not the best at communication, but try my best to at least ask if I think something is up, or tell someone if something they are doing is bother/affecting/worrying me.
  
• 2. Worries what other people/the neighbors might think or them. In other words, overly edits/censored their life/actions/speach for fear of what other people will think of them.
  
• 3. Lies. I don't mean I want a partner who is 100% honest 100% of the time (if nothing else because i can't manage that). What I mean is a partner that lies about either big important shit, or lies when there is no reason to (the real answer won't bother me or doesn't affect me in any way). In other words I prefer a relationship in which the people involved are overall honest about the relationship nad their feelings towards the other ppl in it.
  
• 4. Is a health nut, Vegan, or political vegitarian. In other words someone for whom the food they eat is always a big important thing and consumes large amounts of their thoughts. I have times when I think a lot about what I'm going to eat, I have other times when food is purely a necessary evil so i have the fuel to go on with what I was doing. Having dietary restrictions for medical reasons doesn't fall under this (I'm lactose intolerant myself), also people who don't eat something for some personal reason and only inform people of it if it is relevant is fine. What I can't stand is people who go on at great length about how they 'don't eat foo because it's horribly unhealthy.' or 'how can you eat bar? don't you know eating meat is horribly evil and cruel?(This tends to degenerate into a recitation of the inhuman conditions present in farms or meat processing plants or some such. And almost exclusively they've gotten their info from PETA or some such and never bothered to actually research the facts).
  
• 5. Doesn't read. I just don't understand people who don't read. (and by 'read' I mean 'actual books of over 200 pages that don't have lots of pictures')
  
• 6. Doesn't understand the concept of keeping living spaces at least hygienic. This means washing dirty dishes within a reasonable amount of time, and not using the sink as a garbage can.
  

Well that was a less then fun trip down memory lane. I may add to this if I come up with any others.
The good list is coming next."

Partner wish list.

"This is the good stuff. Someone doesn't need to have all of these qualities to be worth pursuing, but having some definitely helps.

• 1. Likes cars in general (likely classic and/or artcars in specific is a bonus). I like cars a lot, and having this interest in common would mean them spending a lot less time either tolerating what I'm doing, and/or being bored by what I'm talking about. They don't necessarily need to have a classic or artcar, nor do they need to know a lot about them. They just need to be interested and/or willing/interested in learning.
  
• 2. Has either really long (mid-back or more) or really short (crew/buzz cut) hair. I like brushing long hair, and I like the tactile feel of short hair.
  
• 9. Has red, black or otherwise dark hair. Real color or dyed is not important. I simply prefer darker hair on women (with the exception that I like light-red hair). Also non-standard color hair can get extra bonus points, depends on the color and the person though.
  
• 4. Is perfectly willing to make an utter fool of themselves in pursuit of a good time. I take little in my life too seriously, and often do utterly insane things simply because they seemed like a good idea at the time. I like people who are willing to go along with my latest scheme, or better yet, come up with schemes of their own.
  
• 5. Is a, or enjoys the company of a punster. I pun, a lot. In fact I'm doing it almost constantly, and I freeluy admit that most of them are horrible puns. Someone who gets them and reacts to them is great, someone who comes up with another pun is even better.
  
• 6. Does not have and is not interested in having kids. I'm not fond of babies, I can tolerate little kids (though they seem to adore me for some reason), but I don't really enjoy being in the company of them. And I sure as HELL don't want any of my own for a damn long time (quite possibly never).
  
• 7. Is willing to experiment sexually. I don't mean 'Is willing to have sex with a goat while strapped to a coffee table wearing a leather nun's habit.' or other really extreme stuff. What I mean is the willingness to not reject stuff out of hand and try new things.
  
• 8. Likes being dressed up and shown off. Not all the time. But I do like from time to time to get the ppl I'm with dressed up in a way I think enhances their beauty and take them somewhere to be seen in their presence. It's a sort of 'Look at her! Isn't she beautiful? And she wants to be with me!' thing.
  
• 9. Loves to drive. I love driving and traveling by car, so someone who doesn't like being in a car for extended periods of time is going be a problem.
  
• 10. Is willing to and enjoys expressing affection. I mean both in public and in private. I like to get signs from ppl I am involved with that they like being around me and find me interesting/attractive/etc.
  

That was a lot more fun to write. I know there are entries missing from both lists, but I can't think of anything else to add to them right now. I may add to this one as well if I come up with anything else."