Dumb Toys

Ok, so I'm a sucker for dumb web toys. So I played with the Random Title and Name Generator for a while, and these are some of the favorites it came up with. (I am only pasting about 1 in 4 here)

Abbot of Small Furry Animals, Pixel Quintin Vallejo
[looks over at LJ picture] "Me? Small furry animal? Nah..."

Godfather of Lesbians, Pixel McGee
*snicker* *snort* "Um... yeah..." [decides not to tell story that springs to mind] "Double amusement because the last name it gave me is a reference to the mystery novel I'm reading right now."

Lieutenant of Seal Clubbing, Pixel Jackson
"Now the ecologists hate me." :)

Duke of Small Furry Animals, Pixel Nolt
"Again with the small furry animals. Am I sensing a trend? Or am I supposed to club them?"

President of The Ministry for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, Pixel Ethan Watson
"Virtue. Yep, that would definitely be the word to describe me."

Wizard of Tufted Tit-Mouses, Pixel Klopfenstein
"Again with furry things! Though these furry things seem to connect back to the lesbians..."

Bishop of Talking Loudly In Movie Theaters, Pixel Page
"I would never talk loudly in a movie theater. Unless it was RHPS, or a really bad movie, or it was just me and my friends in the theater, or... err, never mind. Also, the name/lastname is again doubly amusing for another reason. Take a look at the title of my personal website."

Sergeant of Bad Puns, Scrumptious Pixel Teo
"I have no idea why they thought I had any interest in bad puns, no idea at all..."